We Are Number One but it’s Portal 2

We Are Number One but it’s Portal 2


Do you need real encouragement? No, what I need is help Have you worked out the one good trait humans have yet? No luck. Are you curious about the humans? -Shakes head- Alright. I can see that I will have to turn you into Killing Machines. -turret Music- Hey! -More Music- We are number one! Hey! -Even More Music- We are number one! Now listen to me carefully. Your test time show you are going to slowly. She’s trying to take over my facility. If you want to be a robot number one. You have to catch a test subject one the run. Just follow the arrows. Orange and blue. Do something only a human would do. Stop touching each other! -Even moar music- AHHHHHHHH!!! We are number one. Hey! -Lots more music- We are number one. Hey! -MORE MUSIC- We are number one. Ha! Ha! Ha! Let’s look at some others. Those humans you found. When I say go! Get ready to throw! GO! -Scream and explosion- Now you’re just wasting my time. Huh! Let’s try something else. Don’t worry. I’ve got a plan Use the scheme, I hereby pronounce you killing machines! Ha! Ha! Ha! What are you doing?! -BIRD SQUAWK and screams- Hey! -MUSIC!!!!!!- We are number one! Hey! -AHHHHH THE MUSIC!!!- Hello! -GLaDOS Scream- -Dear God, THE MUSIC’s BACK!!!- Hey! WWOOOAAAHHH!!!! Check me out partner! -MMMUUUSSSSIIIICCCC- Hey! -MUUUSSSIIICCC AHHHHHH!!!- We are number one! Hey! -MUSIC MEH EARS!!1- We are number one! We are number one! We are number one! Hey! Hey! [Subtitles by: Ihasgold_4_Lyfe]

100 thoughts on “We Are Number One but it’s Portal 2

  • April 13, 2017 at 1:00 am
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    Lyrics:

    Do you need real encouragement?
    Have you worked out the one good trait humans have yet?
    Are you curious about the humans?
    Alright. I can see that I have to turn you into killing machines.

    [music starts]
    (Hey!)

    We are number one
    (Hey!)
    We are number one

    Now listen to me carefully
    Your test times show you are going too slowly
    She's trying to take over my facility
    If you want to be a robot number one
    You have to catch a test subject on the run.

    Just follow the arrows
    Orange and Blue
    Do something only a human would do
    Stop touching eachother!

    We are number one
    (Hey!)
    We are number one
    (Hey!)
    We are number one

    Ha ha ha
    Let's look at some others
    Those humans you found
    When I say "go"
    Get ready to throw

    Go
    Now you're just wasting my time
    Huh. Let's try something else

    Don't worry, I've got a plan
    Here's the scheme
    I hereby pronounce you "killing machines"
    Ha ha ha

    Ah!
    What are you doing?

    (Hey!)
    We are number one
    (Hey!)
    Hello!
    Naoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoaoao
    (Hey!)
    Wooooooooow! Check me out partner!
    (Hey!)

    We are number one
    (Hey!)

    We are number one
    We are number one
    We are number one
    Hey Hey!

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  • October 12, 2018 at 11:15 pm
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    0:37 WHEATLEY!!!!!!!!!

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  • October 13, 2018 at 8:55 pm
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    2:15 VILLAIN NUMBER ONE!!!!

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  • October 20, 2018 at 5:28 pm
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    wow we are number one 😀

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  • October 20, 2018 at 7:50 pm
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    1:50 failing atlas
    1:57 atlas: bladdleada
    2:06 bye-bye wheatley… 2:13 hello again wheatley
    2:30 the cube says it all
    2:34 hello potatos

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  • December 8, 2018 at 5:46 pm
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    * sees this *……
    i like this..
    * likes *

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  • December 8, 2018 at 5:47 pm
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    when wheatley says "we are number one" its not good edited.. we can see that is edited

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  • December 11, 2018 at 2:19 pm
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    That "Hey!"

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  • December 19, 2018 at 8:10 pm
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  • December 20, 2018 at 3:12 am
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    I feel bad for P- body and Atlas

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  • December 27, 2018 at 1:51 pm
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    We a nambe an an this looking a this text

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  • December 29, 2018 at 2:03 am
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    it’s not portal 2 it’s more like portal cooperative but okay at least the animation is nice

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  • December 30, 2018 at 7:14 am
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    2:10 turret: HEY! 2:34 wheatley: HEY! 1:15 turret : HEY!

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  • January 13, 2019 at 6:14 pm
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    Wheatley’s hey tho. He’s just like: Hey! 😀
    NOW LET ME JUST SMASH, YOU, INTO, THIS, PIT!

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  • January 26, 2019 at 5:52 pm
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    lol great parody!!

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  • February 3, 2019 at 12:09 pm
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    THIS IS SO CIRNGY

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  • February 5, 2019 at 12:28 am
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    Ha

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  • February 8, 2019 at 6:34 am
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    What did you expect, Narbacular Flop?

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  • February 12, 2019 at 12:39 pm
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    👎👎

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  • February 12, 2019 at 3:25 pm
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    Sv_ch 1 nо 1

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  • March 5, 2019 at 6:21 pm
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    😀

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  • March 11, 2019 at 7:47 pm
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    Lol

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  • March 17, 2019 at 3:25 am
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    WE ARE NUMBER ONE

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  • March 24, 2019 at 12:11 am
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    Noice

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  • March 24, 2019 at 11:15 pm
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    stop touching each other!

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  • March 26, 2019 at 2:46 am
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    How are you

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  • March 27, 2019 at 5:54 pm
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    XDDDD

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  • March 27, 2019 at 5:55 pm
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    Nice music!!!!

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  • March 29, 2019 at 2:09 am
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    Lolol0l

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  • April 7, 2019 at 2:41 am
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    We are number ONE in Portal TWO? Lol.

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  • April 8, 2019 at 8:22 pm
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    Solo estoy aqui para decir…

    Una ardilla me enseño a abrir una botella :v

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  • April 9, 2019 at 10:35 am
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    0:23 turrets have saxafhones?? crazy!!!

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  • April 9, 2019 at 11:02 am
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    IS BEEN TWO YEARS AND IM
    GIGGLING

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  • April 11, 2019 at 11:12 pm
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    Nice fussion of the extras videos

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  • April 12, 2019 at 9:02 pm
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    How long did you need it

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  • April 16, 2019 at 10:37 am
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    say what

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  • April 20, 2019 at 2:28 am
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    L
    O
    L

    That is so good/funnying

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  • April 24, 2019 at 11:32 pm
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    I like how GLaDOS can be easily voice-edited.

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  • April 27, 2019 at 3:09 pm
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    can i download is audio pls

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  • May 7, 2019 at 6:35 am
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    увас есть пора на это музака

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  • May 7, 2019 at 10:07 pm
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    This is the best Portal Parody ive seem so Far XDDDDD

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  • May 7, 2019 at 11:58 pm
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    look at this epic editing

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  • May 12, 2019 at 4:03 am
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    Stop touching eachother

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  • May 12, 2019 at 10:22 pm
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    STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER

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  • May 13, 2019 at 12:10 am
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    Just in my recommended 2 years later

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  • May 13, 2019 at 12:20 am
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    H E Y !

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  • May 13, 2019 at 12:36 am
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    Really? The turret just makes saxophone sound, like, as simple as that?

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  • May 13, 2019 at 1:04 am
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    this guy: hey harry, would you give me some of sfm?
    harry: ok, use it wisely-
    this guy: *makes this*

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  • May 13, 2019 at 3:22 am
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    How in the world did you make this work?

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  • May 14, 2019 at 7:23 pm
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    LMFAO KILL ME NOW

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  • May 24, 2019 at 3:30 pm
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    0:38 chell:wtf

    wheatley:0_0

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  • June 9, 2019 at 9:55 am
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    This was amazingly well done; so seamless. Great work!

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  • June 24, 2019 at 3:06 am
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    this is awesome. like, camben should be paid for this.

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  • June 26, 2019 at 11:13 am
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    HAHAHAHAHH WHAT THE FUCK
    WHY WHEATLEY HAHAHAHAH <3

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  • July 17, 2019 at 11:39 am
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    Кто знает такую песню она была в заставке угарофа

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  • September 3, 2019 at 11:20 pm
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    S T O P T O U C H I N G E A C H O T H E R

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  • September 30, 2019 at 4:59 am
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    I love how Wheatley says "Hey, hey!" At the end of the song X3

    One of the best We Are Number One versions I've seen ^^ great work on the use of the voice lines

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  • October 2, 2019 at 2:27 pm
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    0:37
    Wheatley and Chell be like: wtf are they doing

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  • October 2, 2019 at 8:25 pm
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    Funky shit done by me of course, the amazing turret

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  • October 3, 2019 at 2:24 am
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    1:36 I know where that “go” comes from just because of how many times I’ve played the damn game and honestly? This hurts.
    Also? Wheatley joining in at the end and the key change? This also hurts.

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  • October 6, 2019 at 8:59 pm
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    Pretty good for something that’s not harry10uk

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  • October 9, 2019 at 2:14 am
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    I usually don't like we are number 1 memes/remixes, but this is an exception

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  • October 11, 2019 at 6:38 pm
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    me: can we have harry101uk
    mom: we have harry101uk at home
    harry101uk at home:

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  • October 11, 2019 at 11:13 pm
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    Wheatley's the number one

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  • October 18, 2019 at 10:54 pm
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    Very creative sentence-mix parody! 😀

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  • October 23, 2019 at 1:51 am
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    Hey, GlaDOS! You know the only way to make robots killing machines is to give them guns?

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  • October 23, 2019 at 7:41 pm
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    TESTS GLaDOS Turrets Chell And Wheathley

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  • October 23, 2019 at 8:29 pm
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    Chell must be so confused

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  • October 24, 2019 at 11:25 pm
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    Instead of "we are number one", it should be, "we are Portal 2"

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  • October 24, 2019 at 11:31 pm
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    2:15, me when I loose in Fortnite

    Teacher when Billy gets something wrong

    Me when I get stung by a bee

    Cyote Peterson when he gets stung by executioner wasp

    [instert meme in replys]

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  • October 25, 2019 at 12:25 am
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    When GLaDOS watches to much lazytown

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  • October 25, 2019 at 9:52 pm
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    Legal essa música

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  • October 28, 2019 at 9:00 pm
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    DEAR GOD THE MUSIC IS BACK

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  • November 9, 2019 at 1:29 pm
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    GlaDOS: Just follow arrows, Orange and Blue. Do something only a human would do.
    5 seconds later…
    GlaDOS:Stop touching each other!
    Orange: But lady GlaDOS this is what humans usually do isn't it?
    GlaDOS: *TRIGGERED*

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  • November 24, 2019 at 8:09 am
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    S T O P T O U C H I N G E A C H O T H E R

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  • December 5, 2019 at 2:18 pm
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    Merry Christmas!

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  • December 9, 2019 at 12:22 am
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    HAHAHAHAHA WHZT IS THIS

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  • December 11, 2019 at 11:57 am
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    [Confused scream]

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  • December 18, 2019 at 2:29 pm
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    (Im rus i giveaway vodka)Wheatuli: can i connect core?

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  • December 19, 2019 at 7:19 pm
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    2:14 Wheatley: hello!

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  • January 5, 2020 at 9:18 pm
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    its good but needs autotune in the song but in the glados death part does not need it but the rest of the song yes

    vote: 9/10

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  • January 9, 2020 at 12:53 pm
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    oh wait thats animated
    i thought you edited the voice only

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  • January 10, 2020 at 12:25 am
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    What the robots are saying in the first 30 seconds
    GlaDos: Do you need real encouragement
    Orange robot: Well I dont really think so
    GlaDos: Have you worked out the one good trait humans have yet
    Blue Robot: not yet
    GlaDos: Are you curious about the humans
    Orange Robot: No not at all

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  • January 10, 2020 at 11:21 pm
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    We are Aperture

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  • January 11, 2020 at 1:30 am
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    Урааааааааа клёва тусня и охота на чел!!!!!!!!!😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆

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  • January 11, 2020 at 5:06 am
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    glados' voice lacks that tone glitch effect

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  • January 14, 2020 at 3:28 am
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    0:37 Chell and Wheatly are just losing their minds XD

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  • January 17, 2020 at 5:38 pm
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    None:
    Not a single soul:
    GLaDOS: STOP TOUCHING EACH OTHER

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  • January 18, 2020 at 8:13 pm
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    Can i get 6 likes plzs¿😊

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:55 pm
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    1:06 "Stop touching each other" 1:20 Blue: Hugs Orange

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  • January 24, 2020 at 11:08 pm
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    We are in space

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  • January 28, 2020 at 1:56 pm
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    5/5 stars

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  • January 28, 2020 at 2:00 pm
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    Chell is like WHAT THE HECK IS GOING ON

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  • January 29, 2020 at 3:34 pm
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    0:39 Chell: what the chell

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  • January 29, 2020 at 4:39 pm
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    1:07 *stop touching eachother*

    My dirty mind:

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  • January 29, 2020 at 5:43 pm
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    You don't need cake to be the number one

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  • January 30, 2020 at 9:20 am
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    2:14 frieandly hello

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