Let’s Get 17 Million F*ck Offs to Number One

Let’s Get 17 Million F*ck Offs to Number One


Hello, so my name’s Dominic Frisby and I
wrote the song 17 Million F Offs, which you might have seen, that song about Brexit, which
seems to have brought a lot of people a lot of joy over the last 12 months or so. And
we have started this campaign to try and get the song to Number One. We think it would
be very amusing to have this song to Number One for January 31 – this Friday – Brexit
Day. Now it is possible to get it to Number One
but it’s very difficult because you’re competing against the big record labels and
Stormzy and Ed Sheeran and Eminem’s got a new song out. But it is still possible to
do it. If … we would need. I thought it was 40 o 50,000, but we would need about 100,000
people to buy the single on Amazon or iTunes and then the BBC would be forced to play it
on January 31st, which we think would be very funny. So that’s 100,000 people. You can
bu the song on Amazon or iTunes. It costs 99p at Amazon and 79p at iTunes store. I don’t
why it costs 20p more on Amazon than it does on iTunes, but anyway you’ll have to take
that up with Jeff Bezos. You can buy the single at Amazon or iTunes.
Don’t stream it because if you stream it, it won’t have the same impact. One purchase
of the single is equivalent to about 150 streams. Something like that. And then we can get the
song to Number One. As well as buying it, please spread the word
Facebook chat groups, Whatsapp chats, email lists, Twitter, any influencers you know.
The more people that are campaigning about this and talking, the more chance it has of
getting to Number One. Any profits the sales of the song make, I
will give to the Maggie Oliver Foundation which is a charity that has been set up to
help the victims of child rape gangs. So it’s a good cause. It would be very funny. Let’s
get 17 Million F Offs to Number One!

100 thoughts on “Let’s Get 17 Million F*ck Offs to Number One

  • January 26, 2020 at 7:51 pm
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    Yes i bought it. Hopefully we will 100.000 or more!!!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 7:52 pm
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    Can't find on Amazon.๐Ÿ˜ช๐Ÿ˜ช

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  • January 26, 2020 at 7:55 pm
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    Can you imagine the conniptions at the Biased Broadcasting Corporation if it reaches Number 1? It's gotta be worth every penny of the 99p to cause such a furore. So, I've bought my copy and reposted the Youtube vid on Facebook to a few more kindred souls.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 7:57 pm
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    Just bought it on Amazon….you're worth the extra 20p

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:01 pm
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    Done and dusted. Good luck

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:03 pm
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    worth a punt!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:08 pm
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    I'm not even British, and i liked the song.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:10 pm
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    Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeessssssssss

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:14 pm
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    the BBC won't be forced into anything ,unless it involves indecency acts ,then they are all for it ,they would not recognise this noble cause .

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:15 pm
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    Good for you old bean…it is an acerbic minstrels piece and sure will do

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:18 pm
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    Purchased!! Thank you!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:19 pm
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    Done โœ…

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:22 pm
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    Bought and will be played at full volume as I drive to and from work in London this week!!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:23 pm
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    I love this guys humour and intelligence. His songs are fabulous. Look at his Debt Bomb song . It's a masterpiece

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:24 pm
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    Just bought it 99p Amazon.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:24 pm
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    First time ever buying "music" this way , but , please God{ genuine prayer }, make it happen ..

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:30 pm
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    just bought it from amazon. thanksย for making such a good song

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:34 pm
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    Hell yes great song.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:35 pm
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    I am going to buy it right now for this to be number 1 would be hilarious.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:43 pm
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    We can do this!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:43 pm
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    I've got my piece of history. A British classic ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:43 pm
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    Count me in!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:43 pm
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    Bought on both platforms. Great cause if nothing else

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:46 pm
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    Bought +:0)

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:47 pm
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    Yeah lets do it, get it to number 1. Ive already bought a copy months ago but hey ill buy another! Cheers Dominic, must come and see you live :))))

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:55 pm
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    Bought the song on apple music. My first buy on apple music. Cheers from Italy. #ExITaly
    Bought it on Amazon too right now.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 8:56 pm
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    I had it on full blast the other day my neighbors found it funny

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:00 pm
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    Purchased ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:08 pm
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    Ive shared on twitter

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:12 pm
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    Count me in. I will buy it immediately. I will forward this to all. Well done Dom!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:13 pm
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    Iโ€™m on this

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:13 pm
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    Done ๐Ÿ‘

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:13 pm
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    We can't have the bongs but we can have the F offs. Nice.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:17 pm
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    Dominic, I want to buy it to help you out! But on amazon it sort of exists, although when you click on it it doesn't react. I think they don't want it to get to #1. I will try it more later!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:19 pm
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    Just bought it

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:21 pm
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    Best 99p I've ever spent

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:28 pm
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    GOOD IDEA! Suggest this idea to YouTubers including Sargon, PJW, Jeff Taylor and We've Got a Problem.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:29 pm
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    Wife and I purchased an MP3 each! Working on daughter!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:30 pm
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    Will do it immediately

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:32 pm
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    Not only try to get it to number one, but why not have it played over a loud speaker at the party outside the commons with Nigel farage & co ! That would make my day ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚ I love listening to it

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:36 pm
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    I've just listened to my 99p copy. Worth every penny.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:43 pm
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    Just bought it. There are two versions though. Does it count towards the over total no matter which one you buy?

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:48 pm
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    Bought! I'll be humming this all week!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:53 pm
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    Beard looks good!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 9:58 pm
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    Done!
    And proud to do so!
    It's always made me laugh!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:12 pm
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    Looks like a nice bit of river wear is it.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:12 pm
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    I'll buy it.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:13 pm
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    One remainer I the room .

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:13 pm
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    Done! As with others here, it's my first ever purchase of a download. PS notice how the BBC is basically ignoring everything Brexit related. It's hard to find ANYTHING about it on the news channel. The poor things are in denial . What fun to shame them up a bit. I look forward to the next referendum, on whether the BBC should keep its royal charter or not….

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:15 pm
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    Have this on my Spotify let's try as I would wet myself laughing love the song

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:16 pm
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    Attempting to buy it now…

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:19 pm
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    I bought it on Amazon; and so did my wife, separately. That was about a week ago. I hope it counts towards the charts.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:27 pm
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    Done!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:33 pm
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    Done. I love it.

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  • January 26, 2020 at 10:52 pm
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    Bought and links duly shared! Best song I heard in a long time!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 11:14 pm
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    Love the song !!!!!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 11:15 pm
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    Just bought it ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿป ๐Ÿ˜„

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  • January 26, 2020 at 11:21 pm
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    We all agree BREXIT

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  • January 26, 2020 at 11:31 pm
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    Count me in Dominic!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 11:37 pm
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    Yes!! Just bought my copy! Lets get it to number one!

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  • January 26, 2020 at 11:49 pm
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    I'm totally buying it!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 12:11 am
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    I can't buy it. It says "your current payment method doesn't blah blah…" even though I buy stuff on Amazon every bloody week.
    Can anyone help, here?

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:12 am
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    Great idea, I hope you pull it off.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:16 am
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    My favourite song. Just purchased it.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:17 am
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    Just purchased. Makes me giggle ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:40 am
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    Have already purchased it on iTunes ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‡ฌ๐Ÿ‡ง

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:52 am
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    What a fantastic idea!!! Good luck with it. I have bought it :-))))))

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  • January 27, 2020 at 2:56 am
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    Done! Great idea!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:02 am
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    Just bought it๐Ÿ‘Œ๓พ“ช๐Ÿป

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:11 am
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    Done! Great work Dominic. Thanks for all your efforts. Bless you mate. Let's make this happen.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:29 am
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    Oh Dom I'd love to buy it, but I am reluctant to hand my card details to either of those companies. Perhaps I'll find a friend who uses Amazon and pay them the money to buy it for me?
    edit: I also hear that Article 13 is not being legalised in the UK, so we'll be able to cruelly meme the EU and they can't do f*** all back!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:44 am
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    That's the first single I've bought in decades:)

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:45 am
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    Last time was from Woolworths when they were 45 rpm recoards

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  • January 27, 2020 at 5:14 am
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    Is there anywhere that we (the public) can see the ongoing song sales? 100k purchases is definitely possible, but whether the BBC would play or recognise it is another matter completely.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 5:41 am
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    Great song and shared ot everywhere and now bought it

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  • January 27, 2020 at 6:15 am
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    Just bought it on I tunes letโ€™s go

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  • January 27, 2020 at 6:53 am
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    Done

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  • January 27, 2020 at 9:28 am
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    Make it available on Spotify!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 10:13 am
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    The only time I will every buy an MP3. Would be so cool if this happens!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 10:25 am
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    Fing brilliant idea and I do hope the BBC take it personally

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  • January 27, 2020 at 10:25 am
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    Done! And shared ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿด๓ ง๓ ข๓ ฅ๓ ฎ๓ ง๓ ฟ

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  • January 27, 2020 at 12:15 pm
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    Bought it, even though I already had the original version ๐Ÿ™‚

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:10 pm
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    I'm on it. The sick remoaners are trying to get Hitler's favourite piece of music to number 1 so this HAS to work.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:18 pm
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    I cant find it on amazon

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  • January 27, 2020 at 1:57 pm
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    Best 99p I've spent, let's get it to number 1.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 2:53 pm
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    Any chance you can do a cleaned up version so my daughter can play it on her disco???

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:19 pm
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    Purchased๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:36 pm
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    let's do it
    it will be a historic number one

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:52 pm
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    I will be purchasing on iTunes right now!!!!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 3:59 pm
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    Yep, just bought it!!! Brilliant.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 5:15 pm
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    Are you kidding,..I'm no fan of the BBC but they cannot be forced to play your song. For a start, it contains a four letter expletive so would be instantly banned from being played On Air. Other songs over the decades have been banned from being played for various reasons.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 5:23 pm
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    Done! Bought it :-D. Made me laugh like Muttley!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 5:54 pm
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    Just bought it now, gonna be on repeat until jan 31!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 5:54 pm
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    Important note, on amazon is doesn't come up you type in 17 million. Just search Dominic Frisby instead!

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  • January 27, 2020 at 6:10 pm
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    Let the Beeb ban it then it'll sell better. Good on you Dom for giving the proceeds to such a worthy cause

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  • January 27, 2020 at 6:20 pm
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    Had a "Get A $1off digital DL when choosing this shipping" credit. So from Louisville, Ky USA. 17 million and 1 F*ck Offs !

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  • January 27, 2020 at 6:20 pm
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    I love it.. Will share and share lol

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  • January 27, 2020 at 6:33 pm
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    I donโ€™t know if I should embarrassed to admit this, but that song has brought me hours of joy. Listing favourite bits would be like finding a favourite quote from a Python movie.

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  • January 27, 2020 at 6:50 pm
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    I prefer the first version. I have it on my playlist.

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