Calculus-I Just Want to Quit by MD Crammer

Calculus! I just want to quit Tears dripping all over my test (test) I don’t quit no! I just find integrals (Yea!) more than I’ve ever done before going for the answers that I seek for I want the A And I know the interval 0 to 7 you know I’m taking it The way, that Durrant taught me
The anti-derivative it won’t stop me Sneeze (Sneeze) That’s what I did, making calc sicker than it really is the problem’s weak son, That’s all I get, I’m really confused and I just want to quit… crying! Calculus! I just want to quit Potatoes they are not my forte, when I see them I just don’t play With weird powers, It will take hours
At my funeral they better bring flowers I choose to use, u’s, and subs too, mathin’ like I know and own all the rules, tools of calc are insane in pain it’s lame that we have to play this game . Cause dx ain’t a number but Durrant breaks the rules while the math gods slumber cause he’s throwing it around like it’s a piece of lumber. Those logs they’re all natural. And I just want to quit Sang! Calculus! I just want to quit (The arcsine of u is) 1 over the square (square) root of 1 minus u squared. Often these trig (trig) functions are truly paired. Chain rule it’s real cruel, but it helps us take derivatives while in school. Makes us feel like we’re George Boole. So take it (take it) cause next is concavity taking the integral of the rate of gravity. U’s remind me of a longer problem subbing them in that’s how to solve them, Define U in terms of X plug it in and simplify it out…yelling!… Calculus! I just want to quit! Give up! Pre-calc did not help us but we learned law of cosine
That was a gold mine we don’t drink wine Break some spines or you’re in Wilson’s combine yeah
You know?! (flow) Homework in Zottola’s made me Want to have ebola, but MD’s calc only made me want to Think AP is too easy but I’m still not going to quit! BANG! Calculus! I just want to quit! Calculus! I just want to quit!