100 thoughts on “A Freestyle Rap for everyone EXCEPT my Mum

  • January 22, 2020 at 12:22 pm
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    Thank you for watching! I’m currently doing shows in Perth, Australia. Tickets: https://fringeworld.com.au/whats_on?keyword=Chris+Turner+&rating%5B%5D=M&rating%5B%5D=18%2B+(Recommended)&view=Events

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:34 pm
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    1:10 listen carefully, theres a woman fingering herself and moaning over how epic Chris is.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:35 pm
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    Really cool seeing the audience occasionally and their reactions. Loved you destroying the iPhone guy 😀

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:40 pm
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    Chris getting the audience's reaction upclose is a very nice touch, please try to include that more in your upcoming videos!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:46 pm
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    This was truly amazing you've got so much talent man you deserve the credit

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:47 pm
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    There it is: the Callback. Astounding.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:47 pm
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    My man you are f*cking genius! You gone be famous very quickly man!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:48 pm
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    Wet a great rap.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:54 pm
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    Look,all I’m saying is that I’m sorry I only recently found out about you,you’re killing it,much love from Manchester

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  • January 22, 2020 at 6:54 pm
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    Beautiful. You went ballistic with a better track, just as I predicted. Incredible and amazing flow and rhyme scheme

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:03 pm
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    One of the best so far man!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:08 pm
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    You'll be bigger than kevin heart one day man.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:09 pm
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    You've inspired me to start freestyling whenever I'm driving and so far I've gotten half way decent though they usually don't make any sense!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:09 pm
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    Wow, one of the best ones jet

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:22 pm
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    Has to be the best yet 🔥
    I can barely keep up just listening
    Big brain 👏👏

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:24 pm
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    A beautiful mind

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:35 pm
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    I like the new video style with crowd reaction.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 7:40 pm
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    Chris…… My god man. Pure Freaking Mayhem on the mic. I started watching your videos a few months ago and Im totally hooked wondering what you'll be coming up with. I can tell you this though….. If you ever come to Canada, to my neck of the woods, you will absolutely have someone shout "Oderus Urungus" in the crowd. Just giving you some time to prepare…😉

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  • January 22, 2020 at 8:07 pm
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    Hot damn! This one was FIRE. Did you even take a breath?! I don't think i've ever been more consistently baffled by the skill of any one else. Cheers.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 8:22 pm
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    Loved it Chris! Probs one of my faves. It was nice seeing the audience as well. Top cock

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  • January 22, 2020 at 8:23 pm
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    HOLY SHIT This is your best freestyle imo. You fucking mudered it

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  • January 22, 2020 at 8:26 pm
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    Actually got chills on this one. Hot damn!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 8:32 pm
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    This has got to be the best one I've seen so far, Chris! Solid!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 8:35 pm
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    Interspersed shots of the audience reactions really makes a difference! Hope you keep this filming format Chris.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 8:50 pm
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    This is kinda fire

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:07 pm
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    Your best freestyle so far!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:13 pm
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    Oh. My. Flipping. god. How good was that?!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:22 pm
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    Hilarious 😆

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:32 pm
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    Really sharp mind… Cheers, mate!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:33 pm
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    I swear Chris is an alien or something!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:33 pm
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    damn Chris went and busted a huge 1 all over the crowd. Busted a freestyle with huge vocabulary, dont be thinking dirty lol

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:38 pm
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    I keep watching these thinking "He's gotta mess up at some point" but my man's on fayaaaaaaaaa!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:42 pm
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    Great stuff, you should upload all your freestyle raps, let us decide which is best. It seems you have hundreds not uploaded. Mind exploaded.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:46 pm
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    GENIUS as always chris

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:53 pm
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    I want to see you on Sway

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  • January 22, 2020 at 9:57 pm
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    That must be so scary. That's a big crowd!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 10:00 pm
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    👍👍👍👍👍

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  • January 22, 2020 at 10:54 pm
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    Amazing as always ! 😅 keep it up mate

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  • January 22, 2020 at 11:08 pm
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    Dude this is your best work (and possibly beat) I've heard yet. I gotta check your website to see when you're coming to Boston!!!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 11:10 pm
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    Setting the bar high for this year with this man😎🎤

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  • January 22, 2020 at 11:31 pm
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    Pristine.

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  • January 22, 2020 at 11:39 pm
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    I have genuinely watched every single video of yours, from deadpan comedy to your entire playlist of freestyle and yet I'm still super blown away every single time I hear a new upload, my god this is unreal!!

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  • January 22, 2020 at 11:39 pm
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    This might be my new favorite freestyle, this one was just so sick

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  • January 23, 2020 at 12:24 am
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    Mathematics is difficult can't fake it 😂

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  • January 23, 2020 at 12:45 am
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    Dude you're getting close to Supa Hot Fires level with the freestyle pretty soon damn

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  • January 23, 2020 at 12:47 am
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    People who disliked this video I think are dumb people who are jealous of his talent and rap skill. not saying he is the best rapper but he is a fucking good talented freestyle rapper

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  • January 23, 2020 at 12:49 am
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    I couldn't find any information that pretzels are jewish (as stated in your rap). are you sure this is accurate?

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  • January 23, 2020 at 1:10 am
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    I always learn something new when i watch your raps! Your depth of knowledge is unreal! Keep it up!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 1:26 am
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    I like your Deadpool hat… brutal 😂

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  • January 23, 2020 at 1:39 am
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    Rap. God.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 1:41 am
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    Damn, the aptness of how fast that was! A perfect metaphor for the 'Danger Wank' as his mum was coming up the stairs, blowing his load before the end of the track. Way to bring it back around at the end too. P.s. ghosts must exist, as all other freestylers have been expelled from the physical plane! P.p.s….I need sleep Zzz

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  • January 23, 2020 at 2:23 am
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    As always hot bars is being spread out to the public love it mate keep it going 🔥

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  • January 23, 2020 at 2:23 am
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    Best one on your channel to date!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 2:42 am
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    Damn, his game is tight as hell.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 2:58 am
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    When you take the pill from “Limitless” and get on stage

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  • January 23, 2020 at 3:17 am
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    One of the best so far. And obviously that’s saying a lot.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 3:33 am
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    Car accidents, existentialism, and the absurdity of life. I already know this is going to be awesome

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  • January 23, 2020 at 3:34 am
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    You gotta do a music video for all the raps you do. That would be so dope.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 3:47 am
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    Man, wish I saw this in high school. Education is power! Improvisong without it leads to mediocrity.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 4:01 am
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    This beat was one of the best!! Love the flow on this one!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 4:13 am
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    Eminem reads the dictionary. Chris Turner reads the encyclopedia.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 4:18 am
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    Glad I wasn’t the only one who thought you were gay! 😹

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  • January 23, 2020 at 4:21 am
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    Love these vids, I've seen almost all of them, wish I could be at one of these.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 4:51 am
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    That Oujia board suggestion is the best ever!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 4:56 am
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    I hope they call on you soon to “answer the internet’s weirdest questions”. I feel like you would have some great answers Chris

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  • January 23, 2020 at 6:22 am
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    It’s a compliment when people start claiming it’s scripted.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 6:32 am
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    Why do I feel like such an ignorant American when I watch your raps?

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  • January 23, 2020 at 6:47 am
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    The 9 dislikes are other Chris turners from parallel universe's who aint doing as good

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  • January 23, 2020 at 7:19 am
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    Your previous raps: wtf

    This rap: WTAF!!!!!!! 🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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  • January 23, 2020 at 7:19 am
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    I mean… duuude! you always deliver quality content, but this was on ANOTHER LEVEL! Thanks for sharing, my man!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 7:30 am
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    Damn man this shit is fire, love your stuff my dude. On the up and up

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  • January 23, 2020 at 7:54 am
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    Best one so far Chris

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  • January 23, 2020 at 8:43 am
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    You are very talented, good sir

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  • January 23, 2020 at 8:53 am
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    You'd probably be the only one to rap the solution to 'FORSET FIRES!'….brilliant mate! Keep up the good work! 🙂

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  • January 23, 2020 at 10:34 am
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    Idk but you're getting more confident with every video

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  • January 23, 2020 at 11:34 am
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    well your rhymes are very basic also no double entendres, silimes, flow changes, or multi syllable rhymes, but otherwise its decent

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  • January 23, 2020 at 11:38 am
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    If CT ever decides to start dropping the mic after his FIRE raps, I'll invest in the businesses that manufacture them. My goodness.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 1:25 pm
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    Holy shit that must have been the best one yet!
    I love the connection between the segments in this one.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 2:23 pm
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    FLASHH LIGHTNING

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  • January 23, 2020 at 2:32 pm
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    Fair play, i couldnt even remember the suggestions!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 4:26 pm
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    Chris is beginning to feel like a Rap God
    All his audience from the front to the back nod
    Now who thinks their arms are long enough to slap box?
    They said he rap like a robot, so call him Chrisbot

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  • January 23, 2020 at 5:32 pm
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    Excellent as always,fast rap suits you more!! Great to see audience reaction too,hopefully you'll do it more often?

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  • January 23, 2020 at 5:40 pm
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    Whoa! Chris even connected the first and last themes!!! Unbelievable Virtuosity!!!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 5:41 pm
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    This was one the best performances posted to date, top form, great vid Chris.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 5:53 pm
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    Holy crap bucket from hell!!!!! This one was scary!! That beat gave me anxiety. The entire time i was expecting you to just pass out from your brain giving up on life!! Utterly amazing!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 5:57 pm
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    We need a new word that's has a meaning just above the word genius. And Chris is the only one that qualifies for it.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 6:30 pm
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    Damn, that was one if not your best! Jesus.

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  • January 23, 2020 at 7:11 pm
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    By far, the best subscription I’ve ever made

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  • January 23, 2020 at 7:24 pm
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    You are the susan boyle of rap music

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  • January 23, 2020 at 7:40 pm
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    Pretty soon you'll be too famous to use that "don't worry it's not gonna be anywhere near as bad as you're expecting it to be…you seem very unconvinced" line before you start rapping because everyone is gonna know damn well they're about to get their minds blown🤯😂 I suggest "fasten your seatbelts, motherfuckers…we're about to go on a ride" 🍻🍻

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  • January 23, 2020 at 9:01 pm
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    Freestyle with dope lyrics and flow switches. Love it

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  • January 23, 2020 at 9:28 pm
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    I don't comment much.. But Chris, this was fire! You already set the bar high, but this felt like a level higher!

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  • January 23, 2020 at 10:19 pm
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    Next level mate! congrats on 200k subs

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  • January 24, 2020 at 1:30 am
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    "Why are you waving your iPhone there? Put it down I don't need it here!" brilliant improv that was needed lol

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  • January 24, 2020 at 3:30 am
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    Whay don't you take part in any got talent programs?

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  • January 24, 2020 at 4:37 am
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    No Chris that’s not how the majority of us “brits” sound. Just the posh ones 😂

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  • January 24, 2020 at 6:41 am
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    Chris vs. Eminem irl please!

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  • January 24, 2020 at 6:45 am
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    Fucking unbelievable. This guy's brain is different than ours.

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  • January 24, 2020 at 10:36 am
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    I am glad you dropped that privately educated white boy line, it was cringy as hell. Killer freestyle as always!

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  • January 24, 2020 at 1:00 pm
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    What a finish! (That's what she said… ) wait-

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